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Well
It’s late, I’m depressed as all fuck, feel like cutting.
So I guess I should go to bed. And cry.
Goodnight guys.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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fuckin lilo
I’m fucking dying
LILO NO
you wanna know how i got these scars
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
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You know when you spit out grape seeds? You’re basically giving them abortions… with your mouth

Hearted from: http://sleeping-with-austinandvic.tumblr.com/post/50452902871
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